Tuesday 26 June 2012

WHAT'S INSIDE?

These are pictures from the sale brochure.  See, it's not hideous. But it's ... you know.  The ceilings are artex.

The Kitchen.


It's liveable in - completely. Some people would love the beige laminate worktop and the beige tiles. I don't know any of them, but I'm sure they're out there. It's the sort of colour where if you walked in naked, people would have a hard time distinguishing you from the fittings. Apart from that great obelix of a fridge. That stands alone in the world of appliances.

The Living Room - this is the view towards the communal gardens.


View towards back garden (a view we actually like).  The fireplace is a pretend open gasfire with brass surround.  It's SHINY.


In our house there are three ceiling lights on the ground floor that have been designed around cut-glass trifle bowls.  The ones in the living room have an additional decorative feature in the form of a wood/brass nubbin that makes them look like glass boobs.  




I mean: who DOESN'T want cut-glass boobs on their ceiling?



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