Tuesday, 26 June 2012

WHAT'S INSIDE?

These are pictures from the sale brochure.  See, it's not hideous. But it's ... you know.  The ceilings are artex.

The Kitchen.


It's liveable in - completely. Some people would love the beige laminate worktop and the beige tiles. I don't know any of them, but I'm sure they're out there. It's the sort of colour where if you walked in naked, people would have a hard time distinguishing you from the fittings. Apart from that great obelix of a fridge. That stands alone in the world of appliances.

The Living Room - this is the view towards the communal gardens.


View towards back garden (a view we actually like).  The fireplace is a pretend open gasfire with brass surround.  It's SHINY.


In our house there are three ceiling lights on the ground floor that have been designed around cut-glass trifle bowls.  The ones in the living room have an additional decorative feature in the form of a wood/brass nubbin that makes them look like glass boobs.  




I mean: who DOESN'T want cut-glass boobs on their ceiling?



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